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vanehwasreal:

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

I have never been more distraught in my entire life

(via my-lucky-friends)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via my-lucky-friends)

rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

(via my-lucky-friends)

consulting-hunters:

i have a white t-shirt and some fabric markers

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so

every single person that reblogs this, i will write your url on this shirt.

i mean it- i will write as many urls as i can possibly fit on this shirt and i will post pictures every so often to prove it

so go forth, reblog! this is exciting, and quasi terrifying, but regardless of the questionable url names that may or may not show up, i will wear this tumblr shirt proudly

(via crazinessofgirlteens)

Actually this movie though

(Source: spockyy, via itatemyhand)

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Maggie Q for Harper's Bazaar Korea 2006

(Source: heavenly-angelic, via itatemyhand)

oliviawhen:

What if sleeping beauty became a knight instead? 

A mini project I’ve been thinking about for awhile. You can find a backstory comic [here].

(via thisisthewrongpotter)